tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711702.post-76487431787217932642007-09-30T15:27:00.000-05:002007-09-30T15:52:02.699-05:00Today's lesson:<br /><br />Buy more than 1 belt. That way, when your oversized cat pees on your jeans, you don't have to choose between wearing a belt that smells like cat pee and having your pants fall down.Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13911433563740528588noreply@blogger.com